Crazy roommate phone message
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Crazy roommate rambling on about some really weird telling me his deceased father wants me and my stinky dog out of his house.
Duration : 0:0:34
Alec Balwin phone call to daughter
Sunday, January 24th, 2010
Yes, it’s the “horrible” tape. Instead buying into the hype, I think it should get a award! Anyone who has kids knows how the masses are wanting us to pamper and coddle our kids. Kids need DISCIPLINE.
Duration : 0:2:15
Funny Text Message Ring Tone
Friday, January 22nd, 2010
Imagine your in class and someones phone goes off and all you hear is this ring tone…
A14 Productions
Duration : 0:0:26
“On hold” message for telemarketers
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Place telemarketers on hold with this very important phone message and background music. This is my first contribution to YouTube and it was inspired by something that I saw here that needed much improvement. Funny, I hope.
MOFO out!
Duration : 0:3:3
Howard Stern – 2009-03-30 – Funny Birthday Messages From KTVO
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
The Howard Stern Show
2009-03-30
Funny Birthday Messages From KTVO
Duration : 0:4:31
Crazy Calls – answering machine tape TV ad
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
TV commercial for cassette tape of phone machine messages. “What you’ve actually done is bought a one-way ticket to the Answering Machine Zone.”
Duration : 0:0:57
Funny Scottish Answer Machine Message
Friday, October 9th, 2009
Big Aggie phones June to try and get her sons £50 back
Duration : 0:1:20
The Douchiest Phone Message In History
Friday, October 9th, 2009
In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. Its such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.
Recently we posted the phone messages that knucklehead “Dimitri” left for a girl named Olga. (I’ve listened to it in awe three times. The best part is the next day Gary Cooper-like high noon ultimatum.) The messages have spread on the web like influenza.
I was curious and did a little digging. It turns he is a “disgraced former doctor” named James Sears from Toronto. He calls himself “Dimitri the Lover.” And the wheels are coming of the wagon quickly. His comeuppance is coming. Swift and sure.
He has been selling a “seduction manual” to losers in Toronto on how to seduce woman. And has held seminars — at $40 bucks a pop — to “teach” men tricks of the pick-up artist trade. Toronto newspaper The Sun wrote an expose on the guy last week.
James had his medical license stripped for “repeated sexual misconduct” sixteen years ago. His website has a radio interview where he uses the catchphrases “elegant” and “couldn’t take my eyes of you” repeatedly. Just ridiculous.
Ladies, especially those of you in the Loyal 77 that read my columns, please be wary of any man that says, “You look so elegant. I just couldn’t take my eyes off you.” Kick that guy in the grapes.
Duration : 0:4:34